Happy valentines day to you readers. Let's start off today with yesterday's comment question of the day. The only answer received has been that you are the only person in your bed. Hardly surprising and frankly boring, you couldn't even be bothered to fantasize about celebrities. I'm getting the impression that none of you are really trying.
So I promised you a skit about love and relationships. The truth is I don't know what to write. Relationships and human emotions are incredibly complex things that are very difficult to quantify in a few words of a blog post. I do have one or two observations to make though, you've probably noticed these things yourselves. Women go for the oddest men imaginable, at least a lot of the ones I know do. The guy is greasy, lazy, stoned out of his head or drunk 98% of the time and cheated on every girl he's ever been with. Despite this they seem to think they can be happy with this human pimple. It just confounds me that they are then surprised when the guy ditches them and reveals that he's had his way with three other women while they've been together. But hey, maybe I'm just too dense to understand.
Admittedly I am not the most up to date person, in fact I'm quite old fashioned in a lot of my views and opinions. I think it's only right to treat a woman in the right way, use the old and tested methods like flowers and chocolates and going out to dinner. So how is a fellow such as I to manage in a world of Ritzy's and 24 hr vodka bars? It's rather difficult trying to ask a woman to dinner while she's out of her tree on £1 a bottle alcopops. Ah the smell of romance... oh wait that's vomit isn't it.
So that's all I'm prepared to say right now, if I go any further I may just have to open up the bottle of Whiskey in the desk top draw.
In current events I've been reading a story about the ex al-Quaida training camp leader Mohammed Junaid Babar. This is the man who trained the leader of the 7/7 bombings in London. He has just been released from prison after 4 and a half years served in prison. It has been alleged that he was released due to the fact that he was working undercover for the US government for a year before the bombing. Didn't seem to be doing that job too well now did he? "That's bad intelligence, very bad intelligence". All this after the fuss the Americans made about the release of the Lockerbie bomber after 8 years. Maybe we could just swap? Then everyone would be happy? No? Well ok then.
Right so a very heavy post today, I'll do my best to make them more light hearted in future folks. Now onwards to the comment question of the day! It's a gift today people so just give it a go!
Please leave your interesting or creative answers in the comments section below.
So readers, what's Chuck Norris' weakness?
David Hasselhoff
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